~things you should avoid while trapped by boredom~

Ok so these are the things you should avoid while bored

1: telling Jokes to your friends

2: asking questions that you really don't want to know the answer

3: going on Face Book and making a new profile to scare your friends

4: cooking anything that you would normally not touch

5: having a hot sauce eat contest

6: watching tv

7: putting hot sauce in your Oreos and hoping someone will eat them

8: lighting matchs, or burning the edges of paper

9: letting anyone talk you into a blind taste and test contest

and finally 10: updating your blog because your awake and bored

I know all these things from personal experience so don't think I am messing around

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU! lol but if you do, enjoy I almost guarantee you will get yourself in trouble :)

~letters from your Oreo cookies~

Return address: your cabinet

From: Oreo cookie package Oreo third row 5th cookie

To: whoever buys the cookies in here

Hello, this is your oreo cookies I am Oreo number 7,854,567,080 witch by are count is how many of us you have eaten over the last (??) years of your life, anyway we would like to complain about the use of your money you see there was this little girl who wanted to buy us from the big cold room but we opted not to go as we don't like being dipped in soda,

and Ice cream but then you b ought us and even tho we don't like being traded for over loved money but that is not the purpose of this letter we recently found out that you were the parent slash sister slash brother slash friend of the little girl , so we would like vary much sense we are sure that you and that little girl did have eaten your wight in Oreos we would like to be taken back to the store and purchased by another family,

when you return us and take back your money we would like it if you didn't say any of the following: "these are nasty!" or "they have gone bad!" but instead if you could simply put us back on the shef and leave if you like mark us so that you do not buy us again but we will thank you if you don't do this then at least move the can of oatmeal out of here they keep callings names and it saddens us.

Thank You- Oreo cookie 7,854,567,080.

~letters from soda~

Return address: "frige??"

To: the drinker of me...
From: So'da

Dear drinkers of soda I have come to notice that when you walk in the room
I feel like the room is lit, and then like I am being moved by a great force, the coldness that sounds my life is gone and I feel warm, but just as I am getting used to the warmth I feel like my life is being turnd upside down and porn out, the the bitter cold rocks of my life start to sink in... one by one I feel like I am being drowned out of life I start to feel like I lack favour then the feeling of drooping sinks in and my life as a soft drink comes to a end, I feel like I should tell you all of this because I have noted that you always seem to have this effect, not that I have personally felt this way but others have told me about you in this manner all I would like to know Is why do people keep calling my home a frige??? I don't know weather you will ever talk to me seeing as you never have but I feel an impending doom and my last wish is that you visit me in this so called "frige" and tell me what is going on.

Love-
Your so'da.
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p.s please tell me how to spell "frige" I have no eyes so I had to have the banana wright this letter for me, and we all know how they can be.

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p.s p.s I would like to change my name from soda to so'da it sounds so much better don't you think?

~Learning to ride Horses~

When I go out with my friends to ride horse I know that they have learned so much more about them then I and when I lift my leg to get on and swing the other over clumsily, I can think two things, wow this is like the billionth time I've gotten on a horse, this is great! I have something to tell people,

of course I have probably only been ridding for a year, but the fact that I still can't comfortably trout has nothing to do with the horse, it has to do with the power that I see when I look at one the 15 ways I can name one how I can be handicapped on one,

it's about the ways I can be broken and never walk again, but then I brush those thoughts off for one I don't care about it and the other is that if you think about bad things and then turn them into good ones anything can be anything and fears can be turned into great fun things to do,

so when I get on a horse and I see the power I see the chance for a fun time, I see a animal to be respected, after all I own dogs they could kill me, I own cats who could give me scares for life, so whats the point for being scared of them?

so after these thoughts are out of my head we are normally done and it's time to go home but once I'm home, I think about rideing and fun it was I think about how I should have raced up the road beside my friends and past them trigering the other horses into a run and then raceing against the wind that would hit my face but then I remember that I hate the sound of hoves hitting the road and that I would most likely look down and freak out then fall, and after I went to the hospital I wouldn't be invited again for randomly doing such a thing and not telling anyone that I was going,

but the thing that I remember is that most of the things in my life I had to push myself into, some people walk in the door some people push it open and some people count to three close their eyes and jump holding their breath all the while knowing that their will be a floor and that their is nothing to be worried about, I think that I am one of those people, and that when I push myself I can do it, so now every time I get on the horse I accept that all those things may happen but I also look forword to the fun and joy of the ride,

and after all, if you let go, trust, and feel the ride their wont be any problems that you can't take care of without freaking out, so jump on the horse!

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ok so this is just a draft I am working on, it and it should be perfect soon enough but who know? I may very well be working on this for years :) tho I doubt it.

p.s I will add a picture too, :)