lol i was reading over my sisters shoulder when i saw this I thought it was cute so I am reposting it here! :)
enjoy!-Jean/Juno
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Theory of M&M Evolution
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.
To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
Ahh!! This is the funniest thing I've read in while! Who wrote it!?? You should post this to FB! :)
ReplyDeleteP.S WE NEED TO HANG OUT THIS WEEK!?!?
ok I giggle at this- it was funny. Send me you're strongest m n m so I can put it in my cookie to make me stronger so I can beat Jewel in an arm wrestle please lol
ReplyDeletesorry rena i ate it i tried this but was too cheep to send ONE "M&M" to the same place, no jewel i didnt come up with this, lol i wish i did tho and yea we should, but i did take some VARY intrustinmg pix of some "M&MS" i found in the package...ill show you guys some time. :)
ReplyDeletep.s thanks for commenting!