~things you should avoid while trapped by boredom~

Ok so these are the things you should avoid while bored

1: telling Jokes to your friends

2: asking questions that you really don't want to know the answer

3: going on Face Book and making a new profile to scare your friends

4: cooking anything that you would normally not touch

5: having a hot sauce eat contest

6: watching tv

7: putting hot sauce in your Oreos and hoping someone will eat them

8: lighting matchs, or burning the edges of paper

9: letting anyone talk you into a blind taste and test contest

and finally 10: updating your blog because your awake and bored

I know all these things from personal experience so don't think I am messing around

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU! lol but if you do, enjoy I almost guarantee you will get yourself in trouble :)

~letters from your Oreo cookies~

Return address: your cabinet

From: Oreo cookie package Oreo third row 5th cookie

To: whoever buys the cookies in here

Hello, this is your oreo cookies I am Oreo number 7,854,567,080 witch by are count is how many of us you have eaten over the last (??) years of your life, anyway we would like to complain about the use of your money you see there was this little girl who wanted to buy us from the big cold room but we opted not to go as we don't like being dipped in soda,

and Ice cream but then you b ought us and even tho we don't like being traded for over loved money but that is not the purpose of this letter we recently found out that you were the parent slash sister slash brother slash friend of the little girl , so we would like vary much sense we are sure that you and that little girl did have eaten your wight in Oreos we would like to be taken back to the store and purchased by another family,

when you return us and take back your money we would like it if you didn't say any of the following: "these are nasty!" or "they have gone bad!" but instead if you could simply put us back on the shef and leave if you like mark us so that you do not buy us again but we will thank you if you don't do this then at least move the can of oatmeal out of here they keep callings names and it saddens us.

Thank You- Oreo cookie 7,854,567,080.

~letters from soda~

Return address: "frige??"

To: the drinker of me...
From: So'da

Dear drinkers of soda I have come to notice that when you walk in the room
I feel like the room is lit, and then like I am being moved by a great force, the coldness that sounds my life is gone and I feel warm, but just as I am getting used to the warmth I feel like my life is being turnd upside down and porn out, the the bitter cold rocks of my life start to sink in... one by one I feel like I am being drowned out of life I start to feel like I lack favour then the feeling of drooping sinks in and my life as a soft drink comes to a end, I feel like I should tell you all of this because I have noted that you always seem to have this effect, not that I have personally felt this way but others have told me about you in this manner all I would like to know Is why do people keep calling my home a frige??? I don't know weather you will ever talk to me seeing as you never have but I feel an impending doom and my last wish is that you visit me in this so called "frige" and tell me what is going on.

Love-
Your so'da.
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p.s please tell me how to spell "frige" I have no eyes so I had to have the banana wright this letter for me, and we all know how they can be.

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p.s p.s I would like to change my name from soda to so'da it sounds so much better don't you think?