~letters from your Oreo cookies~

Return address: your cabinet

From: Oreo cookie package Oreo third row 5th cookie

To: whoever buys the cookies in here

Hello, this is your oreo cookies I am Oreo number 7,854,567,080 witch by are count is how many of us you have eaten over the last (??) years of your life, anyway we would like to complain about the use of your money you see there was this little girl who wanted to buy us from the big cold room but we opted not to go as we don't like being dipped in soda,

and Ice cream but then you b ought us and even tho we don't like being traded for over loved money but that is not the purpose of this letter we recently found out that you were the parent slash sister slash brother slash friend of the little girl , so we would like vary much sense we are sure that you and that little girl did have eaten your wight in Oreos we would like to be taken back to the store and purchased by another family,

when you return us and take back your money we would like it if you didn't say any of the following: "these are nasty!" or "they have gone bad!" but instead if you could simply put us back on the shef and leave if you like mark us so that you do not buy us again but we will thank you if you don't do this then at least move the can of oatmeal out of here they keep callings names and it saddens us.

Thank You- Oreo cookie 7,854,567,080.